Music Player Code
Track: Nocturne in C# Minor
Artist: Chopin
Album: by me
Plays: 11187


Chopin and Chopin alone could make the air weep.

When I first watched RotK and saw the eastern mercenaries who almost caught Sam and Frodo at the Black Gate, their makeup made me think they were women.

Now I know that’s not the case, but I still like to headcanon that army as being entirely female.


Things I am: 

A Bisexual

Things I am not:

Confused about my sexuality
Confused about my dislike for your biphobia.


It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

I have decided that my next Mass Effect playthrough will be a ruthless female-only run.

The only way for Vega to die is at the beam, and I refuse to play the game badly enough to let that happen, so he’ll survive, but he’ll be the only man that does.
Characters that always die in ME3 will be allowed to survive the suicide mission. Otherwise, it’s gonna be a male character bloodbath. Or I just won’t recruit them. That might be easier. Not sure if that’s possible.

Guess I’m going to need to do some serious maths to work out how to get specific characters to live and die in the suicide mission.


if you ever see me reblog something as a link please dont judge me im sorry im probably on mobile and didnt mean it


petition for the next xmen movie to be 2 hours of charles and erik smooching featuring darwin being not dead